I evidently did something to my neck, and I don’t know what it is. I can’t turn my head more than a few degrees to either side without feeling sharp pangs of excruciating pain. I’d be fine with this if at least I knew exactly what it was that I did, just so I could avoid doing it again. I don’t know if it was just sleeping in an awkward position, accidentally spraining it during one of my many unhinged rock-out sessions in the privacy of my room or any of the devious sex acts I habitually partake in. Regardless, the result is my total inability to turn sideways without having to move my entire torso, like Michael Keaton in Tim Burton’s “Batman”. I’m bedridden and thoroughly bored. And what does one do on the Internet when one is thoroughly bored? One trolls Youtube video comments.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
the oblivious, humorless face of the internet.
Hilarious. Sorry to hear about your neck. I’ve done that numerous times and it hurts like hell. You should try yoga or get a massage. There is also a towel stretch that can help. Look up towel neck stretches on you tube.
I just waited it out and it got better. Man, that was an excruciating day and a half.
You do have a talent for being outrageously annoying.
Thanks, Rease, I miss you too
I laughed so hard I could hear the psychiatric hospital readying their straitjackets. The god of trolling would be so proud. Also, I think I should add this to my bucket list!😀
They’re still yelling at me. I’m starting to feel bad about it.